Mystery Science Theater 3000: Movie Plot: Crash of the Moons Space Ranger Rocky Jones must evacuate a planet before it collides with another planet. Also riffed was an old episode of: "General Hospital". Intro: Servo tries macrame. Crow tries to sell grit to get some spending money. Segment One: Dr. Forrester invents Deep 13 Toothpaste, which causes cavities. Joel creates a guitar that can be destroyed at a rock show and be put back together. Segment Two: Crow and Servo try to woo Gypsy with a song called Gypsy Moons. She is not impressed, and the song deteriorates. Segment Three: Joel sends John Banner-grams to random points in the US. Crow sends a David Banner-gram, Tom sends a David Mamet-gram. Segment Four:: Crow has written a new sci-fi teleplay. It has a language all its own, and Tom does not like it. Gypsy can't even pronounce her lines. Segment Five: John Banner visits the SOL. Joel and the 'bots send a Banner-gram to the Mads. Stinger: Bavaro says, "Boopie!"

Starring:

Kevin Murphy

Genre:

Comedy, Sci-Fi